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: yes, we are at peak billionaire. [laughter] partly due to tax policies that favor the billionaire super rich, and partly due to cloning themselves for spare parts. lax la. [laughter] and now that we ultra-loaded are so numerous again, i'm gonna give the moneyed masses the news they can use--- this is colbert platinum! [cheers and applause] ♪ a quick reminder: this segment is for platinum members only. so if your personal food taster doesn't have a personal trainer, why don't you run along and see if your local valpak has coupon for irregular hamburger meat? [laughter] okay, they're gone. platinum nation, as the ranks of us superrich continue to swell, you need a ride that says "suck on my money sack," tastefully. [laughter] now, you've got your rolls, your maybach, your astin martin. but if you really want to turn heads you'll need the 2013 pagani huayra, an ultra-luxury sports car that can go 230 miles an hour with a price tag of $1.2 million. [audience oohhs] it's a vehicle of such prestige, that the side mirrors read: warning: people in mirror are just objects. don't worry ab
with the most basic of spending cut and tax revenue frameworks was beyond the skill level of this congress there was another way to completely avoid the arbitrary cuts. >> we will be amongst the first on the floor to nullify that provision. scong not bound by this. it's something we passed. we can reverse it. >> i think we'll bypass the trigger mechanism. we'll say time out it doesn't apply. >> jon: all they had to do was go -- i get i. passing a budget can be hard but time out (bleep) is easy. that's why the founders in their infinite wisdom gave congress three timeouts per legislative session and one not it. [ laughter ] but it still happened. because congress as always its infinite wisdomming forgot how (bleep) incompetent they are. it was like they tied a belt around the neck and looped it over the shower curtain in the hopes that this pressure would somehow heighten the sensation of getting something done. [laughter] [cheers and applause] here is the thing. here is the thing that couldn't didn't realize. here is the thing about autoerotic asphyxiation. everybody thinks they can pull i
the white house moved the goal post on the current sequester proceedings by suggesting tax increases inlew of cuts. the republicans agreed to spending cuts. a fair accounting of overall debt would allow them -- so the notion that obama was moving the goal post was less accurate that -- sorry. wanted to wake you guys back up. [laughter] apologize. [cheers and applause] that's actually as far as we got even writing frankly. it was -- [snoring] [laughter] it was after that article that woodward received a rather curious e-mail. >> and it was said to me in an e-mail by a top -- >> what was it? >> it was said very clearly you will regret doing this. >> you won't be threaten bud a senior official. you've gone through worse than this. >> jon: (bleep) got real mother (bleep). [ laughter ] you'll regret this. [laughter] these administration chicago-style thugs storm arming a formerly young reporter like this, if only we had the e-mails. oh, where are you? perhaps if i saw julian assange's name three times they'll appear. assange, assangeassange. >> we have the copy of e-mail. >> jon: it turns out i
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